Saturday, November 17, 2007

A Recommendation

Please note:
When practicing with a new video-recorder, it is generally unwise to operate the video camera while walking backwards in a hallway which hasn't been tidied in a few weeks. One might, just might, end up falling head over heels into a half-filled bin of winter clothes, pulling down a shelf of junk waiting to be put away, which might, just might, fall on your head. It is entirely possible that such an event might, just might, leave incredible, technicolor bruising in locations prime for kicking by small feet in the middle of the night when one's children climb into bed with one. Further, one's husband might, just might, be doubled over with laughter rather than leaping gallantly to one's aid.
This might, just might, happen to you.
Don't ask me how I learned this.

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